Sunday, December 7, 2025

Aha! I’m not the first “creative” to update Santa’s technology!

My rhyming picture books for school-aged kids, the Santa’s Izzy Elf stories, feature elves who are very 21st century and tech-savvy.  They help Santa master new technology, including the internet, where kids post digital wish-lists. This allows Santa to assess demand and plan toy-making.

In Frizzy, the S.A.D. Elf, Bizzy the elf shows up to take photos of a new toy to post online:




As Bizzy explains to Frizzy:



“For S.C. has learned there are wish lists galore

Where children can add the new toys they adore.

With multiple websites where each kid can post

A list of the gifts he or she wants the most.

Now Santa is eager to try this e-tool

To know in advance just what items are cool.

To help him make certain, upon Christmas Eve,

He has the right toys when he’s ready to leave.

So he wants to e-show off all toys that are new

And find out who adds them to which wishing queue.

He does still read letters that make their way here,

But wish lists are added to all through the year.

They’ll give The Big Picture to guide Elf Construction

And help Santa Claus to plan out toy production.”


                                            —Frizzy, the S.A.D. Elf


(Follow the link above to get the whole story!)

But I’m not the first to update Santa’s technology!

I just came across the following picture in The New England Historical Society newsletter. It was created by Louis Prang, who created the tradition of sending Christmas cards in America in the 19th century.

Notice that the children are conveying their Christmas wishes to Santa via the very latest technology: telephones! 






They are called "amusement" parks for a reason!

I just came across this picture of Hersey Park
and had a real sense of jà vu. . .




Ah, now I remember. . .


And my version tells a story, too!

 


 

I just came across this buried on the internet. I’d forgotten about it.


Author Spotlight - Dorothea Jensen on her award winning book, A Buss from Lafayette



WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO BECOME A WRITER? I grew up in a large family in which word play was valued, and I learned early how to make people laugh. Eventually I developed the capacity to do this on the page, and I was off and running. I also was a voracious reader (mostly in my closet, because our house was always filled with noise and confusion). I especially loved historical fiction, and wanted to write such stories of my own.
WAS THERE A TEACHER OR OTHER MENTOR WHO INFLUENCED YOUR WRITING - PLEASE ELABORATE: Yes, my high school English teacher, Mrs. Ward. To this day, I hear her voice in my head when I write. She also nominated me for a national award program by the National Council of Teachers of English, and I was one of the winners - the first ever from my very small high school. (I can still picture her RUNNING down the hall to tell me I won. In those days, middle-aged ladies did NOT run, so I knew right away something extraordinary had happened.)
HOW DID YOU GET THE IDEA FOR YOUR AWARD-WINNING BOOK? Twenty years ago, on a Jane Austen tour in the U.K., I met an elderly woman whose great-grandmother had been kissed as a child by Lafayette on his 1824-5 Farewell Tour. That kiss had come down in her family to her, and, of course, I immediately asked her to kiss me, so I can now say I've been kissed by someone who was kissed by someone who was kissed by someone who had been kissed by Lafayette. That piqued my interest in what Lafayette did for us in the American Revolution, and in his Farewell Tour, which brought him - I later realized - right by the house where I live in a small town in New Hampshire. I also had come across a family situation in my own family tree, in the early 1800s, in which a widower married his late wife's sister. I thought that might have been difficult for his children to understand or accept. I put these elements together and the result was A Buss from Lafayette.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE FROM YOUR AWARD-WINNING BOOK AND WHY?
I reached up, took the rose out of my hair, and gave it to her. “I would like to call her Rose. Caroline Rose. Would that be all right, Mother?” This line brings together all the elements of the story - Lafayette (who gave her the rose, among other things), Clara's love for her late mother (Caroline), and her new understanding and love for her stepmother, Priscilla, whom here she calls "Mother" for the first time ever. (I ALWAYS cry when I read this line!)
WHICH OF YOUR CHARACTERS FROM YOUR AWARD-WINNING TITLE DO YOU BELIEVE ARE MOST LIKE YOU AND WHY? Clara, of course, or at least I was like her when I was her age. She loves to make puns, she loves to learn, and she is somewhat tormented by her older brother. In addition, she is a rather late "bloomer," and feels awkward in social situations with her peers. My mother, like Clara's stepmother, also insisted I went to dances. I usually felt like a wallflower and mostly sat outside the gym in the hallway chatting with Officer Monk, the policeman there to 'keep order', or whatever.
WHAT MESSAGE DO YOU HOPE READERS WILL GLEAN FROM YOUR AWARD- WINNING BOOK? Sometimes things are quite different from what they appear to be on the surface.
TELL US SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE AS A WRITER: Visiting a classroom in which the kids could see my author photo taken many years before when my first historical novel for kids, The Riddle of Penncroft Farm was published. One student looked at that photo and said in obvious surprise, "You used to be pretty, Mrs. Jensen!" I replied, "Thank you. . .I think."
IF YOU COULD BE COMPARED TO A WELL-KNOWN AUTHOR WHO WOULD YOU MOST WANT THIS TO BE AND WHY? Elizabeth George Speare, who wrote The Witch of Blackbird Pond.
WHAT PERSON HAS HAD THE GREATEST IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE? Obviously, meeting and marrying my husband, David, with whom I recently celebrated our 50th anniversary. Not only has he challenged my brain and appreciated my humor, but he has always given me the space to pursue writing.
HOW DID YOU FIND AN AGENT / GET PUBLISHED? I heard there was a small publisher near my house, so I walked three blocks down the street where I lived, gathered my courage, and gave them a manuscript of my story. It was not the pristine version I was saving to send to NYC, but one with coffee stains etc. It turned out that this place was a"packager" for a major publisher, and ended up publishing three books that I co-wrote with a friend. After that I started writing by myself.
IF A CLOSE FRIEND OR LOVED ONE WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK, WHAT GREATEST PIECE OF ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE THEM? Just do it.
CAN YOU OFFER ANY ADVICE FOR WRITERS ON HOW BEST TO PROMOTE THEIR BOOK? Be yourself online in as many places as possible.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST LITERARY HONOR? A rave review/A+ book report of my first historical novel for kids, The Riddle of Penncroft Farm, written by my oldest grandson, Stuart, aged 10.
WHAT ARE YOUR GREATEST LITERARY ASPIRATIONS? I hope to sometime get the Laura Ingalls Wilder Award for my historical fiction. (I read all her books in the early 50s, and finished the last one when I was in 3rd grade. My teacher told my mother I had cried all day because there were no more of her stories to read.) I also recently discovered that Laura and I share a 17th century ancestor (along with millions of other people), which, needless to say, delighted me!
TELL US SOMETHING PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU THAT THEY MIGHT FIND INTERESTING: For a number of years, I performed with amateur and professional theater/opera companies. As a contralto/mezzo, I almost always lose the hero to the soprano.
WHAT (IF ANY) OTHER BOOKS HAVE YOU PUBLISHED? (All can be found on my Amazon Author Page:  amazon.com/author/dorotheajensen 
The Riddle of Penncroft Farm
Tizzy, the Christmas Shelf Elf
Blizzy, he Worrywart Elf
Dizzy, the Stowaway Elf
Frizzy, the S.A.D. Elf
The Catherine Moorhouse Regency Trilogy (co-authored under the pen name Catherine Moorhouse): Adriana, Louisa, Dorothea
A Buss from Lafayette Teacher's Guide (coming out soon from BQB Publlshing)
DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW BOOKS IN THE WORKS? Yes, three...
HISTORICAL FICTION: A Scalp on the Moon
In 1675, a teenaged boy who has trained his entire life for a career as an actor in Restoration London finds himself accidentally transported to Massachusetts Colony, where he knows the Puritans consider the theater to be a terrible evil. It is a time of great unrest and fear, as the Wampanoag and other Native American tribes are realizing that the English settlers are an unsettling, permanent, and growing presence in their midst. For their part, some of the superstitious colonists insist they keep seeing a scalp on the moon, a portent that something terrible is about to happen. With the outbreak of King Philip’s War this portent proves all too accurate.
HISTORICAL NON-FICTION:
The American Revolutions: By a Partial, Prejudiced, and Ignorant Historian
I wrote this short non-fiction work long ago and am polishing it for publication. In it, I tell the story of the American Revolutions (yes, the plural is deliberate) As I say in the preface: “In a way, then, it can be said that there were two American Revolutions. The first was the process by which a great number of Americans “turned away” (the literal meaning of revolution, as in “revolve" ) from the mother country, Great Britain, and came around to the idea that America should be an independent nation. The second was the Revolutionary War, that combination of bravery, bloodshed,and blundering which made independence a reality. “
ILLUSTRATED MODERN CHRISTMAS STORY IN VERSE:
Bizzy, the Know-It-All Elf, Santa’s Izzy Elves #5
In this fifth installment of Santa’s Izzy Elves series, the Izzy Elves and Santa Claus decide to go on vacation. Bizzy, the self-proclaimed internet whiz, finds a place for them all to visit where they can blend in nicely with the rest of the crowd. Or so he thinks!

LITERARY CLASSICS Book Awards & Reviews International Book Awards • Top Honors Youth Book Awards • Seal of Approval http://www.clcawards.org

Friday, September 12, 2025

My Little General??

Below is a picture of the Comte-de-Grasse, who commanded the French fleet which came from the West Indies to blockade Yorktown. Without this, the key victory of Yorktown might not have occurred.

There is a story that when Washington and Rochambeau arrived with their troops, and de Grasse was introduced to the father of our country, the French admiral called Washington “mon petit géneral,” (my little general).

I always heard he said this because he towered over Washington, who took great pride in his own unusually tall height, so would have been a bit of a humorous put down.

Yesterday I did some research online and learned that de Grasse was actually the exact same height as Washington. Therefore if he did say it, he was likely making a joke, acknowledging that they were both the same size.

I am obliged to tell you that there are no primary sources for this story, i.e. accounts of the meeting that were written by eyewitnesses. 

But it is still a great story.





                                                                       

Sunday, September 7, 2025

AI: Muse or Threat??


It is clear that many authors are terrified that AI is going to replace them, and therefore refuse to use it at all in their writing or marketing endeavors.

I would just like to say that I have a different take on AI. To me it is simply a handy tool that is fun to use. I refuse to believe that it could ever match the imaginative language of a real, live, breathing author. In my experience, everything written by AI must be substantially edited, i.e. rewritten, to put some human wit and soul into it.

So there.

Meanwhile, I have been enjoying creating AI graphic content for fun.

For example, I’ve made short videos of my various characters talking about the books they are in. Usually I have to use three or more different AI apps to achieve the effect I want. 

I've been trying to post these videos here on my blog, but apparently Blogger has stopped allowing videos to be posted directly.

Therefore to watch one of my very short videos, click HERE. This will magically teleport you to Vimeo.

(I’ve put the following image from the video in just to lure you to use the link above. Sadly, the image itself doesn’t actually DO anything.)



(Of course, to BUY a copy of the book it’s about, click HERE!)

Please let me know if this works and if you enjoy this sort of thing.

Sincerely,

Dorothea

Dorothea@DorotheaJensen.com

















Sunday, October 6, 2024

Hmmm. How did I miss that??

 The New England Historical Society posted this today:



This article reminded me that I wrote about this in The Riddle of Penncroft Farm many years ago. When Lars first goes to school, it is Halloween,. The teacher, Mrs. Hettrick, is telling the kids about the history of carving jack o’lanterns and how originally people carved them out of turnips.

I opened my e-book of Riddle, and searched for pumpkin, turnip, carving, and jack o’lanterns but found nothing. Yet again I discovered that the original editors took something out without my noticing. (It’s only taken me 35 years to do so!)





Sunday, September 22, 2024

Braking a wagon: present and past!


I found this image of an antique wagon online, and I’m posting it to show what “brake” meant on a wagon like this. It is the lever sticking up from the left front wheel in the illustration above, and it applied pressure to the wheel to slow it down.

Here is an incident from the modern part of the story, when Lars climbs onto an old wagan, releases the brake (not knowing what it is) and goes on a wild ride down the driveway:

As the wagon lurched down the steep, rutted drive, picking up speed with every passing second, I tried to get up the nerve to jump off, but the sight of the ground rushing by kept my hands riveted to the wagon seat. With rising panic, I fixed my eyes on the pike below and the bone-breaking drop-off I knew was beyond it. In my mind I could see myself flying through the air and hear the splintering of wood. Then, suddenly, just before the wagon hurtled across the road to plunge over the edge, somebody reached out and pulled hard on the lever. The wagon groaned to a stop.

Jensen, Dorothea. The Riddle of Penncroft Farm (Great Episodes) (pp. 28-29). HarperCollins. Kindle Edition. 






And here is the “echo” incident from when Geordie’s runaway team is headed for the Brandywine battlefield:

"At the very moment I climbed to the seat and took up the reins, the valley behind me exploded with artillery fire. Terrified, Daisy and Buttercup reared in their traces. Up and up they went, pawing the smoke-filled air. Then they plunged back to the ground, landing at a dead run. For a few breathless moments I simply clung to the reins, pulling for all I was worth, but the horses were too panic-stricken to feel the bits sawing at their mouths. My arms ached from the effort, and I eased off to recover some strength for another try. Perhaps my horses bolting might be a blessing in disguise, I thought. It would surely get me away from the Brandywine much faster than their usual pace. Then I realized where we were headed: due east toward Birmingham Road, where the British and Americans were about to clash in battle. With strength born of fear, I reached for the brake, only to have the lever break off in my hand.

The Riddle of Penncroft Farm © 1989 by Dorothea Jensen